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Statue in crystal or stone shaped like a cock or dick, 5 cm long.

Statue in crystal or stone shaped like a cock or dick, 5 cm long.

A beautiful crystal statue in the form of a cock, cock or penis a real power crystal with properties. It's 5cm, kinda avrage right? These crystal dicks are perfect to have in your pocket as a stress ball to fiddle with during restless and stressful days or whatever you want! Who doesn't want a dick in their pocket? Also works well as decoration at home, a perfect conversation icebreaker.

The crystals are available in 5 different stones.

- Green aventurine, which, among other things, helps with problems such as stress and gives peace of mind.

Dragon Blood – The crystal dragon blood jasper gives courage, strength, creativity and action and gives you a strengthened personal power. It also helps you to recover more quickly after illness. It also helps you regain strength faster after you have been sad, depressed or otherwise negatively affected mentally. It is also a crystal that helps you break old unhealthy habits. Dragon's Blood is the crystal that helps strengthen your stamina to achieve a healthy balance, this can for example apply to diet and exercise. The green color comes from the mineral Epidote which is also called Pistacite and the red found in some stones comes from Red Jasper. Just Epidote amplifies the energy of other crystals and Red Jasper gives vitality, strength and focus. The crystal comes from Australia.

Tiger Eye – The tiger eye crystal is said to give a positive outlook on life and make you happier. The stone helps against nightmares and insomnia. It gives strength and strengthens you as a person, gives courage. It is said to be closely connected to the wild both in nature and in yourself. The stone strengthens self-control and can help you reduce your cravings for food and sweets, as well as reduce the need for and overconsumption of food, cigarettes, snuff and alcohol. It is also a constant reminder that you can handle more than you think.

- Malachite – The Malachite crystal is a healing stone, it is said to be healing, balancing and absorbs negative energy and pain. The stone helps you dare to change, to let go of what has been and instead malachite can help you focus on the future and life's myriad possibilities. It is also said to be protective against electromagnetic radiation.

- Purple Amethyst – Amethyst is a calming crystal that calms nervousness and mood swings with its calming energy. The stone is also said to be good for decision-making, a powerful crystal for change, self-development and transformation. Also a very good crystal to have close by for meditation.

Regular price 249 kr
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Kristallerna malakit, tigeröga, grön aventurin, ametist eller dragons blood jasper

Return and right of withdrawal

When you have completed your order, an order confirmation will be sent to your e-mail address. In the confirmation you will find all information about products, price, billing and delivery address.

If there is an error in the order confirmation, you must immediately contact us by email to support@dickfashion.com

If you change your mind before we have had time to start your order, it is fine to cancel your order. Contact us immediately, however, your order is not canceled until we have confirmed your cancellation. We try to start each order as quickly as possible, so even if your order has not been sent, it may have been manufactured and thus cannot be cancelled.

Delivery times may vary depending on the product. Extended delivery time may occur in case of higher workload such as Christmas shopping, Black Friday etc. We will not grant a refund for late delivery where Dickfashion did not cause the delay. In such cases, the recipient of the individual order must try to resolve the delivery dispute with the shipping company.

Shipping costs Free shipping on purchases over SEK 490. Other shipping costs are calculated at checkout.

Note orders placed on weekends are shipped on the following weekday at the earliest. Should delays in delivery occur (without our notifying you of a longer delivery time), please contact us at the email address: support@dickfashion.com.

PRICES, All prices in the store are stated in SEK and all prices include 25% VAT. We reserve the right to price changes caused by price changes from the supplier, misprints in the price list and inaccuracies in prices due to incorrect information and reserve the right to adjust the price.

While custom made products often don't include warranties, we're making sure to change that. With us at Dickfashion.com, you can always feel safe shopping.

If the custom made products you receive are significantly different from what was designed in our design tool, the products arrived incorrect or damaged,  please email us at support@dickfashion.com. Be sure to explain the problem in detail and our customer service will help you find a solution. Please notify us of any problems within 14 days of receiving your order.

Please note that unfortunately we cannot guarantee delivery dates for orders.

The definition of a fault is that the fault was already present upon delivery and that the user has not been able to influence the fault and is not due to, for example, wear, abnormal use, neglect or any form of external influence, such as tap or liquid damage.

Please read our tips for Care of clothes.

RIGHTS OF CANCELLATION, EXCHANGES AND RETURNS As usual with custom made products we cannot accept returns, but if there is a problem with your order we will work hard to ensure you are satisfied. Email us at support@dickfashion.com and someone from our customer service will contact you. Any return shipping by customer, Receipt attached. Please notify us of any problems within 14 days of receiving your order.

Any errors and defects must always be reported to support@dickfashion.com, where you state your name, address, e-mail address, order number and a description of the error.


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Care advice

You've unpacked your product, done a happy dance, checked the tire extra and now you want to keep it in good condition. Here's how to take care of your garments and the dike to maximize durability and not put extra wear and tear on the dike:

  • Wash inside out, maximum 30 °C
  • Do not tumble dry
  • Do not fade
  • Iron inside out, low heat, no steam and do not iron directly on the print
  • On clothes with several motifs, these should not touch each other when ironing to avoid them sticking together.

In the case of stains from various body fluids, use the window scraper from the car, the spatula or similar and scrape off the worst. Then wash gently with a mild detergent, gentle stain remover or take it to the dry cleaner wearing sunglasses or another disguise to avoid embarrassment. Or be who you are and fuck being ashamed.

Incidentally: All textiles you buy from us undergo intensive tests. A garment is not purchased as part of the assortment until, for example, it has passed several washes with all printing methods.

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